John Cena Vows To Make His Own ‘Poop Chart’

By Ryan Clark on February 5, 2013

John Cena posted the following to Twitter after Zack Ryder’s “Hoeski” hit #92 on the iTunes pop music chart:

If @Zack Ryder and Hoeski break #50 on pop charts I may eat 50 pop tarts covered in Fruity Pepples then make up my own #poopchart, of which I will sit at #2. Now go download #hoeski.

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  • Captain Obvious

    Really? This is the poster boy of WWE?

  • Dan

    You folks ever hear of the “magical negro” trope so many TV shows use?

    This guy is is like inversely proportionate.

    Just immolate him, decorate a picket sign with the ashes and hunt all the other humourless and witless overgrown man-children.

    How goddamned embarrassing.

    • Dan

      And if you guys want me to stop spewing my vitriol as I have across so many articles, just say the word.

  • Umm… What?

    Cena will make a chart of bowel movements huh? So basically he is going to be keeping track of every match he has from now on or…?

  • Umm… What?

    First skidmarks187 from the worst promo in the history of ever and now this. Is Cena just now hitting puberty? I’m waiting for him to do a promo and call Rock a stupid dumb-dumb head. Dan is right. This is embarrassing.

    What’s worse is he’ll get the belt at Mania unless Vince decides he doesn’t hate us.

  • Nas

    Hate this guy im sorry.

  • That Guy

    I’ve already been making a poop chart for Cena. It includes most of his matches and promos as of late. They’ve been complete shiat.

  • Nas

    After cena wins at wm29 im done with this sh$t

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